Barenaked Ladies
Slacks album (parody)
Kevin’s Blues
I’m going downtown
I’m gonna get some gumdrops.
I’m gonna put’em on the ground and stomp on ‘em,
Like my daddy did. Come on.

Do You LIke My Hat
Just the major 4-5 lines of the Dr. Seuss book
Want to bring up that they later referenced this in one of their songs on Snacktime and I said I think that they know this book.

Downtown (almost a DMB feel)
I’ve been downtown, I went there once with my daddy
I’m gonna go back there someday but not yet
I saw me some buildings and I saw me some people
I’m gonna get me a hotdog, stroll onto a bus, and go back downtown
Right Downtown
I might live downtown, going back downtown
Well, maybe someday

Mouth Song
Just Tyler making a whole bunch of mouth noises to music

Land of Misery
Nothing fancy, just you and me
I wanna take you to the land of misery
We can go dancing inside our house
Where there are people who like to
Complain about life
Complain about living
Complain about wives and
Complain about giving up
Naked Country
Sometimes I don’t even get dressed
and that’s the way my friends all like me the best
I walk around town in nothing but a little tiny jumpsuit
I go outside with nothing but some crackers
And I saw myself down and look way back there
In the field where all my friends are planting up to their necks

I’ve been out to the barn lately
I’ve seen things that look quite great
Like a horse with his name shaved into his back
I’ve got me a cow and I painted in the spot
So he’s all white now or maybe he’s not
Because he’s out in the rain.
I hope he comes back here soon.

Somebody
Make me a pantsuit that’s made in Japan
Somebody loves me, I know who they am
Somebody wants to make me a nice hat
Somebody wants to make me a cat
That is made out of cheese, that is made out saran wrap
Someone wants make me do something like call Hot Flap (Australia?)
I’m gonna call on my favorite telephone
And I’ll run down the street and I’ll give the dog a bone.
Mind Talking
And now. I’d like to tell you about my mind
My mind is large
My mind is fragrant
Fragrant mind
My mind is WOOOOO
My mind is Oooooh YEAH
My mind is (raspberry)
Yeah
That’s my mind. Talking. Talking trash
Talking flash
I’m not saying anything, but I’m talking. WOOOOO
That’s the sound of my mind, baby
Listen up because it’s talking. (raspberry) and loving it

Bayou Song
(Baaah ooh)
You know, I tried to call you but I forgot your number
I wanna love you but I know you’re not dumber than me
You gotta be dumb to be my girl

I tried to kiss you but you ran away
I tried to kiss you but it was the other day
When you were in another planet
A planet out near the sun where people live near the sun and study
I got myself a sister
When i was just born
I said to my parents, “Look out. I feel that I have got to warn you
I’m nobody’s brother (he’s nobody’s brother)
I’m nobody’s son (he’s nobody’s son)
Although when I walk really goddamn quick
Sometimes I break into a run

I got myself a raisin (whoo)
It’s made from ancient grapes (ancient grapes, baby)
Sometimes when it’s craisin
It lays beats down on tape
California raisin is no body’s fruit
California raisin. No body’s fruit.
Yeah