[GROUP A]
Hooray for A, the Group that's well-adjusted
Everyone can be trusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Have fun with One, the Group that's not neurotic
Everyone's patriotic in Group One!

[ALL]
Dignity, integrity and so on
We haven't much to go on
Still we go on
We've a platform strong enough to grow on!

[GROUP A]
Whenever they cheer, we're incensed!

[GROUP ONE]
Whatever they're for, we're against!

[GROUP A]
Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood can be trusted
Friend of the well-adjusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Hooray for Hapgood
[NARRATOR, spoken]
Hapgood appears, carried aloft in chorus litter, and they follow him out of the square, leaving it deserted, except for a dazzling redhead in dark glasses

[FAY, spoken]
Bonjour