[Verse 1]
Let's do the mortal coil shuffle
The cumulative average of wasted time
Anxiety plus caffeine
Every pleasure is guilty and the pleasure is mine
Only one of us is keeping score of the game
Where'd you get the band name, where'd you get the band name?
Edible Arrangements

[Pre-Chorus]
Everything is okay
Got my old phone replaced
Now I do nothing faster
Than I did yesterday
And I took off my shades
Just to fall on my face
It was such a disaster
That I canceled my date
Like I did before

[Chorus]
Life is long like
A CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long
There's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess
[Verse 2]
Let's do the in-limbo limbo
The emergency alert for celebrity net worth
Oh man, an omen
A man, a plan, a plain bagel and an omelette
One more song! One more song!
Yeah, we're getting famous, but they still spell our name wrong
Some personal news:

[Pre-Chorus]
Everything is okay
Got my old phone replaced
Now I do nothing faster
Than I did yesterday
And I took off my shades
Just to fall on my face
It was such a disaster
That I canceled my date
Like I did before

[Chorus]
Life is long like
A CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long
There's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess
Life is long like
A CVS receipt
Not much to do unless
You eat your cake and dance like wedding guests
Life is long
There's no laundry left to clean
Not much to say unless
You have a slow joke you wanted to tell, I guess