[Verse 1]
Reward points!
I have to wait a year for my birthday
Like everyone else
An odd form of mourning
A huge collection of DVDs
And I am looking at my phone in peace

[Verse 2]
Send my fondest regards to the comment section
The comments are neither created nor destroyed
A disconnected smoke detector oftentimes, or all the time

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

[Chorus]
I don't wanna think about
The life I learned to live without
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
A Diet Coke, a diet fries
A diet life, but super size
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me
[Verse 3]
It's too cold for a Coke
It's too cold for corruption
Man it's too cold for charity
But I can talk to computers
They'll tell me what the weather is

[Verse 4]
Lucky Charms
And I was born at the front of the line
My teeth in my mouth
My upset stomach that never ends
From being someone else's friend

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

[Chorus]
I don't wanna think about
The life I learned to live without
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
A Diet Coke, a diet fries
A diet life, but super size
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

[Chorus]
I don't wanna think about
The life I learned to live without
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
A Diet Coke, a diet fries
A diet life, but super size
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
So you got everything you wanted
Now what?
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba)
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me
I don't wanna think about it, don't make me