[Verse 1]
I am always working, but I don't have any money
You're always telling jokes, but none of them are funny
I am folding pamphlets and disturbing the peace
You are painting signs that say "De-friend the police"

[Verse 2]
I am dropping out of school to go to the park
If you're the light of my life why is it always so dark?
I don't know anything
You don't know anything
We don't know anything together

[Chorus]
Life hands you problems, make problem-ade
Life hands you wages, minimum wage
The popcorn ceiling, the great divide
If you think I suck would you keep it to yourself?
You must be thinking of someone else

[Verse 3]
I am always hungry, yet I don't have any cake
You are always on a plane and the plane is full of snakes
You are super fun
You're a really nice guy
And I'm a psychological superfund site
[Verse 4]
I am yelling "Someone's in here" from the bathroom stall of life (Someone's in here)
You are logging onto Tinder getting zero super likes
I don't like anything
You don't like anything
We don't like anything together

[Chorus]
Life hands you problems, make problem-ade
Life hands you wages, minimum wage
The popcorn ceiling, the great divide
If you think this sucks would you keep it to yourself?
You must be thinking of something else