[Intro: ericdoa & midwxst]
Alright, bet, bitch
We on Instagram Live, I'm posted with midwxst, bitch
My dick out, I'm feeling crazy, I'm feeling good, fuck is you talking 'bout?
Big dick shit, bro, fuck is you talking 'bout, bro?
N***a said, "with my dick out", what the—?
Alright bro, let's get it

[Verse 1: ericdoa & midwxst]
I just smacked a fat bitch eating on a hot dog
Bitch, I'm on PornHub looking at some fat PAWGs
In the drag race, yeah, I feel like I'm RuPaul
Then I drive away, yeah, brand new UHaul
Posted in the function smoking on sound carts
Fat bitch built like Cartman, South Park
Chew a bag of lettuce outside a fucking Walmart
Wee-ooh, wee-ooh, feel like I'm Paul Blart
Didn't pass fourth grade, failed my math class
Big chop', better duck, Aflac
Daffy Duck on this bitch, go "Quack, quack"
Got your grandma on my dick, she gon' clap, clap
Got arrested 'cause my dick was out in Forever 21
I'm goated, showing that shit to everyone
Fuck a Perc', n***a, popping all them Tum-Tums
Fat n***a pat his tummy, saying "Tum', tum'"
[Interlude: ericdoa]
Ayy man, I'm posted with midwxst, I'm 'bout to achoo on these bitches
You feel, I'm 'bout to sneeze on them, you feel me?
You feel me? We got the—

[Verse 2: midwxst & ericdoa]
Indiana, bet you eat corn on the cob
Got a fat bitch sucking on my dick, slob, slob
Got a codec on my neck, feel like I'm Steve Jobs
Workout on the beach, n***a, got a beach bod'
Ayy, life is pain, all I do is sob
Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Bob
You playing games with this shit, fucking COD
I go home to my room and I cry and sob
I'm fucking on a white bitch, that bitch was Mormon
Brand new lawyer and that dude name is Norman
Smoking on a JUUL, bitch, smoking on a sorry
I started reading a book and that shit was real boring
Smoking on nightmares, rolling up dick cheese
Fucking on a horse girl, she just licked me
Fucked an Asian bitch, I fucked her with some kimchi
Start doing Kung fu in the back, that Tai chi
Burnt ass methods, that shit don't work
(Taking antidepressants, my dick don't work)
Got kicked in my dick and that shit really hurt
I'm 'bout to eat your ass up like some damn GoGurt
[Interlude: ericdoa & midwxst]
Uh, life is pain, every day's the same
I have the same headache every day, this shit is getting tiring, uh
Yeah, I'm posted with midwxst, my balls are hanging out of my boxers right now, I can feel the breeze on 'em (Hahah)
Uh, this is why I don't have a girlfriend

[Outro]
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