[Chorus]
I love it when LiquidWiFi chokes
It's speedrunning's greatest joke
They've lost more sub one-twenty runs
Than any other runner
I love it when LiquidWiFi chokes
And they can't get the cola truck
They've got Gamdin's chance of winning
Here the Homer 1s come

[Verse]
Thank you baby van
For driving like a dumbass
Seeing those redeemed back to Homer 1s
Meant oh-so-much to me
Well done donut truck
For plowing through Scameron
And putting those runs leaving Homer 1 right back in their hole

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I lovе it when LiquidWiFi chokes
It's speedrunning's greatеst joke
They've lost more sub one-twenty runs
Than any other runner
I love it when Collingwood choke
Still fucking sick of this
And they can't get the ball to Cloak
I hate it here
They've got Buckley's chance of winning
Here the Collywobbles come
Happy birthday