[Verse 1]
Here’s a little story about a boy named Josh
See, Josh wasn’t fully a good boy in school
He was 13 years old and wanted to be cool
And that’s all he ever wanted, not to be brainwashed

So, he goes to class, picks up the pen and pad
He thinks that rap will fix up days when he’s sad
A lot of it he scrapped, mixed feelings he had
But he just knew he’d rip ceilings right off of their pad


[Refrain]
You say that you love it, but he knows that you don’t
So when you eat that pretzel, make sure that you choke


[Chorus]
So he raps his rig riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps

So he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps


[Verse 2]
Josh gets sent to the principal's office
He hit some kid with his musical object
He said “I’m sorry that I lost it, but that little kid’s lucky
I didn’t take that flute and shove it all the way down his esophagus!”


Now that right there started some crazy ass drama
He picked up the phone and I said that “You don’t wanna.”
He said, “What you gonna do about you little bratty devil?”
And that’s when I chased him in circles with my yellow pencil

Then we left the room with both our hearts poundin’
I grabbed his throat and I drowned him in the water fountain


[Chorus]
So he raps his rig riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps

So he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps


[Refrain]
You say that you love it, but he knows that you don’t
So when you eat that pretzel, make sure that you choke


[Verse 3]
Now that I think about it
I don’t ever chill
No matter how much I shout it
I never will

I’s the type of kid to get told you can’t rhyme
Can’t rhyme with a thing with the face of my orange
But then I’d look up at that guy
And threaten to use their jaw to replace my door hinge


[Chorus]
So he raps his rig riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps

So he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
Rappin’ to lickity licks of the ukulele slaps