Alex Zandyr
West Coast Virgin
[Verse 1]
Finna go sicko mode
Till I blow a load
Beat my 2 inch chode
Down to old town road
Starrin' at the back
Like I'm Kirito
Got a pretty nice rack
She goin' commando
See some hoe, my dick grow (dick grow)
Lose it all to a porno (porno)
No support from Indigo
I wiped half my kids in one blow
She layin' on the floor, showin' off the backdoor
This bitches body I wanna explore
But in the end I'm so damn bored so I'm
Fuckin' my hand in the back of my ford
Dick out, no foreskin
I been goin' at it like I never been
And at the end of the day
My balls be bone dry
Premium on the B-Day
Harper Creampie
[Hook]
West coast, virgin
Makin' more bodies, than a surgeon
Alter-ego I embody
Give me a high sex drive shoddy
Eat ass, smoke grass
Most importantly, sled fast
Ya girl takes it in the brass
I'm lookin' in the eyes but
I'm thinkin' bout that ass
[Break]
Aight there we go
Lets go
Lets go second verse
Lets fuckin' go
[Verse 2]
Dick lookin' like Gio
Suck me like a mosquito (miny)
My ex bitch wanna be a rich thot
On her knees beggin' for the money shot
Cum faster than a P90
And that's the motherfuckin' tea
Camel toe showin' off the pussy
Wanna part her legs, like the red sea
Got ass in junior high (junior high)
Lost it like a nice guy (nice guy)
Sad boy, call me lo-fi
Ya boi thirsty like Malawi
Trick shot, twitch thot
Fleshlight, jackpot
Buckets of cum, can't count the amount
X to doubt on your body count
[Hook]
West coast, virgin
Makin' more bodies, than a surgeon
Alter-ego I embody
Give me a high sex drive shoddy
Eat ass, smoke grass
Most importantly, sled fast
Ya girl takes it in the brass
I'm lookin' in the eyes but
I'm thinkin' bout that ass
[Outro]
Yeet
Fuckin' go bro
Aright
Fuck yeah
Shout out to Simon Serivda, for uh, inspiring me to rap
Uh and, fuckin' Shadow for
Forcing me to do this shit
And uh
Fuck yeah
West coast virgin, mother fucker, I love this
Hell yeah
Aye!