[Verse]
Welcome all the tourists, infiltrate the capital
Protesting abortion, tickets to the Nationals
Come every July, American, as apple pie
Ever since I was a kid, it kinda blew my mind

[Breakdown]
They travel, they travel to be hateful
And all our teachers told us
They told us to be grateful

[Chorus]
But now there's no vacations this year
Just DMV humidity
My PG County summer
I won't leave the vicinity
Unless it's an emergency
I won't show any urgency
It's wired in my circuits
So for bettеr or for worse, that's where I'll bе

[Bridge]
They come from out east, they come from out west
They come from up north, they come from down south
With gas in their cars, stones in their hands
And hate in their heart, their head in their mouth
They come from out east, they come from out west
They come from up north, they come from down south
With gas in their cars, stones in their hands
And hate in their heart, their head in their mouth
They come from out east, they come from out west
They come from up north, they come from down south
With gas in their cars, stones in their hands
And hate in their heart, their head in their mouth
They come from out east, they come from out west
They come from up north, they come from down south
With gas in their cars, stones in their hands–
[Chorus]
But now there's no vacations this year
Just DMV humidity
My PG County summer
I won't leave the vicinity
Unless it's an emergency
I won't show any urgency
It's wired in my circuits
So for better or for worse, that's where I'll be