C: Yo... Waddup Doc? It's C.O.D. dude

(Hai)

I'm here to batter Battlefield back

To nineteen fourty-two

So the entire world plays me

When its Game-Time

B: Since when was a game's main

Selling point was fish A.I.?

You're the least innovative of

Game franchises

Same game every year... What

Your fanboys got Alzheimer's?

Yeah... 'cos the way I see

Every game since 0-4 coulda been

DLC

Did I say 0-4? I go further back in

Time

You're based off the quake engine

From 1999!

Oh 1999? Shit-dawg! That's as old

As the song we stole this beat

From!

C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man

I'm failing, I'm Through-

Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million

More players than you

And did you have a single-player

Campaign I can't remember

I don't quite understand how

People think you're a contender

I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn

Such memorable men

And you got hmmm, errr, wait-

Uhhh who were they again?

B: Yo who cares about protagonists

AI Characters, it's all about the

Multiplayer, real people, real

Battles- Bitch!

C: Well nice try with Bad Company

But no cigar

B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE

And wow- talk about memorable

What was your theme tune?

(Battlefield Tune)

My theme tune rules!

C: Oh you mean the one you stole

From Terminator 2?

B: You can take your perks, fool

Circle jerk, too:

I'll aim with skill, knife up in your

Grill- next

C: Well in my deathbed my grenade

Will drop like Skrillex

C: I tried your game once

Logged on; spawned in it

All the vehicles were taken

So I walked for four minutes

To get one-hit killed from a RPG

From some gay bitch

Then I got ran over by my team in a

Jeep

So I rage quit!

B: Well I tried your game too

It was really bad

Couldn't hear shit over the

Screaming kids calling me a queer

Fag (well you are)

By the time I was muted I was

Stuck in spawn, mince meat

Cos a prestige 4 year old was on

A kiilllstreak

Your matches suck

It's just a violent bloodbath

While I got more style than your

Prices moustache

C: Yo- where's your moustache

Battlefield I must ask

B: My players don't need to

Compensate for what they can't

Have

And Graphic, ha Ghosts look

Antique

You call it next-gen

I call it last week

So fuck off, and go and find your

Manhood

Cos with Frostbyte 3, you know I

Look damn good!

C: To play you, you need a beastly

PC

DICE: wanna stop misleading your

Geeks?

Not every gamers wallet and their

Bank is so massive to afford a top-

Spec PC to run with maximum

Graphics

And geez Battlefield, for an fps

Your fps sucks!

How many frames do your run per

Second? 10? Well fuck!

B: Stop living in the past

Come to next gen

We're the best then

Where we clock a hot 60fps man

And 64 simultaneous players

C: Well in this gen, you're only 24

That's a failure to gamers

B: Well you got the static map design

That barely changes

I'm all about the real battlefields

Big open spaces

And explain how a game, that is

Claiming to have, a realistic dog

Could be such a fake Bitch!

C: This rap battle's not clever man

It's audacious, when you got

Rihanna, and I got l Eminem on my

Trailers

And what do you got to offer next

Then, dog?

Cos whatever it is, it's not as good

As my next gen dog!

He took a helicopter man, that's a

Violent stray poochie!

B: Shit, was is this, a Michael Bayne

Movie?

That's just a cut-scene from yiur

Campaign! For me, that kinda shit

Happens in- game!

So while I blow up a skyscraper

Jihad a jeep

While you use the same damn gun

Week after week

You are the killstreak in my land

You pilot the plane, not call it in

From an earpiece and an iPad

My Nan could do that, that's how it

Seems to me

C: Let me teach you a word:

Accessibility. Remember fun? Have

You played a game before? You

Think you know battles, you can't

Even beat me in the sales war!

Where are the most elitest fags are

Killed? Dum Dum De Dum Dum

Only in Battlefield

B: Nah, you're all me me me, I'm

Taking care of my team, let's settle

This like a man son!

C: Wait... why are we rapping? We

Have guns

*Gunshots*

(End)