Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle
C: Yo... Waddup Doc? It's C.O.D. dude
(Hai)
I'm here to batter Battlefield back
To nineteen fourty-two
So the entire world plays me
When its Game-Time
B: Since when was a game's main
Selling point was fish A.I.?
You're the least innovative of
Game franchises
Same game every year... What
Your fanboys got Alzheimer's?
Yeah... 'cos the way I see
Every game since 0-4 coulda been
DLC
Did I say 0-4? I go further back in
Time
You're based off the quake engine
From 1999!
Oh 1999? Shit-dawg! That's as old
As the song we stole this beat
From!
C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man
I'm failing, I'm Through-
Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million
More players than you
And did you have a single-player
Campaign I can't remember
I don't quite understand how
People think you're a contender
I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn
Such memorable men
And you got hmmm, errr, wait-
Uhhh who were they again?
B: Yo who cares about protagonists
AI Characters, it's all about the
Multiplayer, real people, real
Battles- Bitch!
C: Well nice try with Bad Company
But no cigar
B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE
And wow- talk about memorable
What was your theme tune?
(Battlefield Tune)
My theme tune rules!
C: Oh you mean the one you stole
From Terminator 2?
B: You can take your perks, fool
Circle jerk, too:
I'll aim with skill, knife up in your
Grill- next
C: Well in my deathbed my grenade
Will drop like Skrillex
C: I tried your game once
Logged on; spawned in it
All the vehicles were taken
So I walked for four minutes
To get one-hit killed from a RPG
From some gay bitch
Then I got ran over by my team in a
Jeep
So I rage quit!
B: Well I tried your game too
It was really bad
Couldn't hear shit over the
Screaming kids calling me a queer
Fag (well you are)
By the time I was muted I was
Stuck in spawn, mince meat
Cos a prestige 4 year old was on
A kiilllstreak
Your matches suck
It's just a violent bloodbath
While I got more style than your
Prices moustache
C: Yo- where's your moustache
Battlefield I must ask
B: My players don't need to
Compensate for what they can't
Have
And Graphic, ha Ghosts look
Antique
You call it next-gen
I call it last week
So fuck off, and go and find your
Manhood
Cos with Frostbyte 3, you know I
Look damn good!
C: To play you, you need a beastly
PC
DICE: wanna stop misleading your
Geeks?
Not every gamers wallet and their
Bank is so massive to afford a top-
Spec PC to run with maximum
Graphics
And geez Battlefield, for an fps
Your fps sucks!
How many frames do your run per
Second? 10? Well fuck!
B: Stop living in the past
Come to next gen
We're the best then
Where we clock a hot 60fps man
And 64 simultaneous players
C: Well in this gen, you're only 24
That's a failure to gamers
B: Well you got the static map design
That barely changes
I'm all about the real battlefields
Big open spaces
And explain how a game, that is
Claiming to have, a realistic dog
Could be such a fake Bitch!
C: This rap battle's not clever man
It's audacious, when you got
Rihanna, and I got l Eminem on my
Trailers
And what do you got to offer next
Then, dog?
Cos whatever it is, it's not as good
As my next gen dog!
He took a helicopter man, that's a
Violent stray poochie!
B: Shit, was is this, a Michael Bayne
Movie?
That's just a cut-scene from yiur
Campaign! For me, that kinda shit
Happens in- game!
So while I blow up a skyscraper
Jihad a jeep
While you use the same damn gun
Week after week
You are the killstreak in my land
You pilot the plane, not call it in
From an earpiece and an iPad
My Nan could do that, that's how it
Seems to me
C: Let me teach you a word:
Accessibility. Remember fun? Have
You played a game before? You
Think you know battles, you can't
Even beat me in the sales war!
Where are the most elitest fags are
Killed? Dum Dum De Dum Dum
Only in Battlefield
B: Nah, you're all me me me, I'm
Taking care of my team, let's settle
This like a man son!
C: Wait... why are we rapping? We
Have guns
*Gunshots*
(End)
(Hai)
I'm here to batter Battlefield back
To nineteen fourty-two
So the entire world plays me
When its Game-Time
B: Since when was a game's main
Selling point was fish A.I.?
You're the least innovative of
Game franchises
Same game every year... What
Your fanboys got Alzheimer's?
Yeah... 'cos the way I see
Every game since 0-4 coulda been
DLC
Did I say 0-4? I go further back in
Time
You're based off the quake engine
From 1999!
Oh 1999? Shit-dawg! That's as old
As the song we stole this beat
From!
C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man
I'm failing, I'm Through-
Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million
More players than you
And did you have a single-player
Campaign I can't remember
I don't quite understand how
People think you're a contender
I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn
Such memorable men
And you got hmmm, errr, wait-
Uhhh who were they again?
B: Yo who cares about protagonists
AI Characters, it's all about the
Multiplayer, real people, real
Battles- Bitch!
C: Well nice try with Bad Company
But no cigar
B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE
And wow- talk about memorable
What was your theme tune?
(Battlefield Tune)
My theme tune rules!
C: Oh you mean the one you stole
From Terminator 2?
B: You can take your perks, fool
Circle jerk, too:
I'll aim with skill, knife up in your
Grill- next
C: Well in my deathbed my grenade
Will drop like Skrillex
C: I tried your game once
Logged on; spawned in it
All the vehicles were taken
So I walked for four minutes
To get one-hit killed from a RPG
From some gay bitch
Then I got ran over by my team in a
Jeep
So I rage quit!
B: Well I tried your game too
It was really bad
Couldn't hear shit over the
Screaming kids calling me a queer
Fag (well you are)
By the time I was muted I was
Stuck in spawn, mince meat
Cos a prestige 4 year old was on
A kiilllstreak
Your matches suck
It's just a violent bloodbath
While I got more style than your
Prices moustache
C: Yo- where's your moustache
Battlefield I must ask
B: My players don't need to
Compensate for what they can't
Have
And Graphic, ha Ghosts look
Antique
You call it next-gen
I call it last week
So fuck off, and go and find your
Manhood
Cos with Frostbyte 3, you know I
Look damn good!
C: To play you, you need a beastly
PC
DICE: wanna stop misleading your
Geeks?
Not every gamers wallet and their
Bank is so massive to afford a top-
Spec PC to run with maximum
Graphics
And geez Battlefield, for an fps
Your fps sucks!
How many frames do your run per
Second? 10? Well fuck!
B: Stop living in the past
Come to next gen
We're the best then
Where we clock a hot 60fps man
And 64 simultaneous players
C: Well in this gen, you're only 24
That's a failure to gamers
B: Well you got the static map design
That barely changes
I'm all about the real battlefields
Big open spaces
And explain how a game, that is
Claiming to have, a realistic dog
Could be such a fake Bitch!
C: This rap battle's not clever man
It's audacious, when you got
Rihanna, and I got l Eminem on my
Trailers
And what do you got to offer next
Then, dog?
Cos whatever it is, it's not as good
As my next gen dog!
He took a helicopter man, that's a
Violent stray poochie!
B: Shit, was is this, a Michael Bayne
Movie?
That's just a cut-scene from yiur
Campaign! For me, that kinda shit
Happens in- game!
So while I blow up a skyscraper
Jihad a jeep
While you use the same damn gun
Week after week
You are the killstreak in my land
You pilot the plane, not call it in
From an earpiece and an iPad
My Nan could do that, that's how it
Seems to me
C: Let me teach you a word:
Accessibility. Remember fun? Have
You played a game before? You
Think you know battles, you can't
Even beat me in the sales war!
Where are the most elitest fags are
Killed? Dum Dum De Dum Dum
Only in Battlefield
B: Nah, you're all me me me, I'm
Taking care of my team, let's settle
This like a man son!
C: Wait... why are we rapping? We
Have guns
*Gunshots*
(End)