[Verse 1]
Hey, girl!
You're looking so damn hot
Like you're from a double rainbow
Damn, girl!
You're looking so tasty
I'm like a fat kid and you're a really sexy cake

[Pre-Chorus]
Come on and have a dance with me
She's that dubstep metal girl!
Come on and have some fun with me
She's that dubstep metal girl!

[Chorus]
She will be my metal girl
No way man, she'll be my dubstep girl
She's so metal at making party
That doesn't really make sense but
English is Andy's second language

[Verse 2]
Ballz
Uh... what?
Your balls are smaller than mine!
Are smaller than mine!
Waffles!
I will make her waffles!
For breakfast!
Yeah? Well
I'll get her lunch and tea and for dessert she can have me!
Not like a cannibal though, you know
More of a rodeo
Minus the violent undertones
She could be metal Juliet and I'd be dubstep Romeo
Without the terrible death
You know I'm not convinced these metaphors are the best way to get this across

[Pre-Chorus]
Come on and have a dance with me
She's that dubstep metal girl!
Come on and have some fun with me
She's that dubstep metal girl!

[Chorus]
She will be my metal girl
No way man, she'll be my dubstep girl
She's so metal at making party
That doesn't really make sense but English is Andy's second language

[Verse 3]
Yeah, anyway, she is mine
You don't get her, I'm too sweet
Wait a second, you said "sweet"
So you're gay, she is mine
No way I'm not gay, you're just jealous of my hair
Maybe you're gay!
I'm not gay!
But you do have nice hair
Cheers, but she's still mine
No!
[Bridge]
I- I will buy her a unicorn!
And it's over 9000!

What? Uh, I will clone myself
And my clone will go shoe shopping with her
Because I'm a real man and real men don't go shoe shopping
So I'll leave that to my clone...
I'm serious!

There's only one way to settle this...
What's that?
Epic solo battle!

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
Hey Guys!
What?
She is a he!
But I'm very cute
Noooo!
Now this whole song makes us look gay!
Noooo!
Shemale alert!