[Verse 1]
This is my rubber ducky
He is cute, he is sexy
Aren't you jealous of my ducky?
He was five bucks
This duck's a whore

[Pre-Chorus]
If you're ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
You know what to do

[Chorus]
Buy a ducky
Buy a ducky
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end

[Verse 2]
My ducky farts rainbows, my ducky shits halos
My ducky pisses flowers and he likes to take showers
Would you like to take a bath with me?
With me and my rubber ducky
You bring the water, I'll bring the bubbles
Tonight will be great
On a rubber ducky date
[Pre-Chorus]
If you're ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
You know what to do

[Chorus]
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end
Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
Rubber ducky love will never end

[Bridge]
If your mom hates you, buy a ducky
Buy a ducky
If you have a small penis, buy a ducky
If you hate eating broccoli, buy a ducky
If you cried during Toy Story 3, buy a ducky
If you want to beat hookers with sausages, buy a ducky
If your cat pissed in your bed, buy a ducky

Quack break down

Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
[Outro]
Your life sucks
Without a duck