Freddie: Hey, would you put your socks back on?!
Sam: No!
Carly: Woah, look. Your second toe's longer than your big toe.
Sam: I know, it's a sign of intelligence.
Freddie: Yes, that must explain why you had to repeat third grade.
No, please, Sam, get off of me! Au, au, aau! Stop it! Aaah!
Carly: Sam put the fork down!
Sam: OK
Freddie: Huah

(Go to iCarly.com. Do it)