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(Verse 1)
What kind of bullshit can I come up with today?
How could I keep you from all the words I'm gonna say?
We're all God's children and he left us in his hot car
He's going to the pawn shop to buy a new guitar

(Verse 2)
The air feels thick and my chest's starting to hurt
But I guess my health is nobodies concern
My legs are aching and my stomach's getting sick
Dealing with my issues can be such a fucking bitch

(Chorus)
I tripped over!
My shoelaces!
And I ate shit!
(Verse 3)
What kind of bullshit can I come up with today?
How many different ways can I destroy my own brain?
Backed into a corner and I never had a choice
You've taken up my time and you have quieted my voice

(Verse 4)
I wanna scream to make up for all the complaining
That I didn't do
While you were listening
I am not a robot, I am a human fucking being!
And I expect you
To treat me like one

(Chorus)
I tripped over!
My shoelaces!
And I ate shit!

(Verse 5)
I think I need some help
I think I am in hell
I'm kind of freaking out
I can't do it myself

I think I'm better now
I think I'm learning how
I think I've figured out
How this shit works