(Huh, yeah)
(I call this one, remember the main.)
(And guess what)
(It's Hanzo)
(Huh, yeah)
(Yo, I never hit a shot)
(But imma give it my best)
(Let's go)

CHORUS:
This is 5% luck, 0% skill
15% never even getting a kill
100% ult, 0% aim
I always auto-lock Hanzo
At the start of a game
Like

VERSE 1:
I don't play the objective, assault
I just want a kill whether it's a scatter or ult
I feel so unlike, other players with gold
It's old they tell me to switch off Hanzo
I know - but fuck 'em
I know my skills
It's not about reality
It's all about looking cool
And getting some kills
DRAGONSTRIKE!
Oh god, I'm immediately dying
When you see my Hanzo
Get disappointed, start sighing
I take my bow against your rifle
Guns are such a trifle
I'm saying that to stifle the pain
Of being a Hanzo main
Getting a kill? Ha!
That's quite da feat
Get it, defeat?
Cus' I just keep getting beat
And spit and shit on
Use this emote to sit on... things
(I lost my train of thought)
(Uhh... but I'm really good at Hanzo)
(Once I actually got play of the game)
(I miss being a Genji main)
CHORUS:
This is 20% snipes, 80% gripes
With this character
But I guess his E is nice
Mada Mada?
More like ricotta, the cheese
That kill was cheese
But killing you will be a fucking breeze
Don't high noon too soon
Dragonblade? You'll get slayed
Earthshatter! Nice try Reinhardt
But my rhymes are fatter
Than roadhog
(From that one highlight intro)
(With all the dumplings)
(... Fuck)

CHORUS
This is 5% luck, 0% skill
15% never even getting a kill
100% ult, 0% aim
And 100% reason
To pick another main

Ryuga-wacky tacky maccy-and-cheese
I'll have a big maccy
Hacky sacky smacky
Kerwhacky assault
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HANZO SAY DURING HIS ULT