[Intro]
From the Earth I rise and to the Earth I one day will return
What's up mother shuckers?
My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to
Corn
Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob
It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor
Side effects of corn may include
Choking, I guess

[Chorus]
Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

[Outro]
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