Slimecicle
Mom Took My Legos
[Verse 1: Bizly]
I've been havin' a hard time
Tryna come up with these rhymes
Man this shit is just so hard...
[Verse 2: Bizly]
And my mom just the other day
She just took all my legos away
Now I'm feeling so sad
Where she even put them shits
She don't know where they go
She don't know where my legos go
Goddamn
Where my fucking legos go man?
[Verse 3: Slimecicle]
Yeaaaa
It's your mom
I'm here, singin' this song
Yeaaah
Goin' up here
'Cause I'm your mom
Okay
[Verse 4: Slimecicle, Bizly]
It's me, son
Give me your legos
I won't have to shoot you
With this gun (mom, what?)
I'm mugging you
We're on the street
Givе me your legos
Get on your feet
Now gеt on your knees
Now give me your peas
Now you have to eat your peas
Please, eat your peas
You gotta eat your greens
[Chorus: Slimecicle, Bizly]
Son
Mom tryna rob me
S o n ~
Shit just so sloppy
Oh, son
What am I supposed to do (I took your legos awayyy~)
In this bitch of a world where my
Mom tryna rob me (I need all your legos! I wanted your legos!)
Mom tryna rob me
I wanted to play with them by myseeeelf
[Bridge: Woods]
Oh, Goddamn
Mom took my legos again
I just wanted to play with my toys
Have fun with the boys
But now
I'm lost, I don't know where to go
Lost the rhythm and the flow
That's how- that's how it is yo
[Verse 5: Grizzly]
Oh, ooooh
Mom grounded you and took your legos ooo ooo ooo~
And now you're feelin' down
You're done
She wants to shoot you with a gun
Oooooooo, yeah
What are you gonna do-oo?
Without your legos-oooo?
[Chorus: Bizly, Grizzly]
Mom took my legos (yeah)
Your mom took your legos
Mom took my legos (mmmm)
[Verse 6: Bizly, Grizzly]
My little baby brother (hey)
We know one another (know one another)
'Cause we just live together (live together)
That's kinda what being brother's about (brothers)
It's in the name
Actually, it's not (yeah)
Didn't think that part through (okay)
She took his legos too
She took all of our legos
[Verse 7: Slimecicle, Bizly, Grizzly]
It's me your mom again
Get on the ground
Get on the ground
Get on the ground
Put your hands where I can see 'em
Give me your legos
I want the Joker one
Give me your Joker lego
Let go of your Joker lego
Mom please why
Mom please why (Now mom's switching into autotune~)
Mom please why
It's your little brotherrr
It's me, your little brother!
He's right here beside you~!
She's gonna kill us man (He's not here to save you~)
Help me (I need these legos today~)
I'm so sad (I need legos~~)
Oh no... (Come to meeee~~~)
Hey it's me your dad
I'm cool with it
As long as your mom is
Thanks!
Give me your fucking-
Give me theeeem
[Outro: Grizzly, Slimecicle, Bizly]
Brother...
You and I are both in
Heaven together
At least we have an unlimited supply
And there's no reason to cry
'Cause we got our legos here
We got all of our legos here
Hey it's me
It's your mom
I'm actually God
MOM WHAT THE FUCK (The whole time I was God~)
WHEN DID YOU BECOME GOD (and nowwww~)
WE CAN'T ESCAPE
OOOH NOO
IT'S HELL