[Intro: Woods]
Fruit Salad!
Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad!
Yummy Yummy!
Fruit Salad!
Yummy Yummy!

[Verse 1: Woods]
Uh, dude
You know I love my fruit salad
It go down in my tummy
It go me like yummy yummy yum!
Mmm!
I really love this stuff!
What is it?
Oh god
I think it's not good for my tum-tum...

[Verse 2: Grizzly, Slimecicle, Woods]
I burst in the door, I'm the nurse (woah!)
Nurse
You gotta help me
He's full of fruit
He's got a big stomach
And his ass is goin' toot (yummy yummy)
What did he do?
Did he eat a salad? (yummy yummy) (oh!)
Allow me to explain what to do
With this ballad: (yummy yummy)
OOOOOOOOOOOOO (yummy yummy)
HE'S GOT ACID IN HIS STOMACH (yummy yummy)
YOU MUST TAKE HIS STOMACH OUT
I gotta take his-
I got-
Okay...
REMOVE HIS STOMACH NOW!
[Verse 3: Slimecicle, Woods]
Here, pass the scalpel
I'll use it to remove the apple
Alple? I dunno
*unintelligible*
There's an orange
Wait, Doctor?
Are you gonna remove my tummy-yummy?
Yeah, I'm taking your tummy out

[Verse 4: Bizly]
WHAT'S UP I'M THE SCALPEL
I'M ABOUT TO CUT THIS DUDE
CUT INTO THE FRUIT
AND GET ALL OF IT OUT
I'M REALLY GONNA SHOUT
BUT THEY CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME
'Cause I'm an inanimate object
Yea they-
We don't speak actually they can't hear it

[Verse 5: Slimecicle]
They call me the fruit cuz
I pull you apart
I go bananas
When I reach into your heart
What the fuck?
I see the problem right there
Past the hair
It's a pop tart
[Verse 6: Bizly, Slimecicle]
Hey Apple!
It's me, Annoying Orange!
We're inside this guy
And I want some porridge
Hey!
Hey Apple!
Hey Apple!
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
YAYAYAYAYA
It's- I'm the Annoying Orange

[Outro: Woods, Grizzly]
OH GOD THEY'RE SPEAKING IN MY STOMACH
Hey! I don't mean to be a diva
But shouldn't we have put
The patient under anaesthesia?
AAAAAAAAAA