[Intro: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
Aw, think we can handle it?
Definitely

[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 1: Madison Hu, Olivia Rodrigo & Both]
Can't wait to wake up to a gentle puppy kiss
Strollin' round the neighborhood, nothin' better than this
Everyone gonna be jealous when they see him doin' tricks like magic
Sit, stay, uh, wait, hey!
Every moment's bliss... ugh

[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Verse 2: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
I'll know what he likes to eat, got the table set (No, no!)
I'll be dressin' up with my new best friend
And if it gets a little dirty
I'll shampoo him 'til he purty (Mm, ah, eh, isn't he the best?)
[Chorus: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

[Bridge: Olivia Rodrigo & Madison Hu]
If I had a human, my life would be sick
Chewin' on they shoes, I eat what I wish
Jumpin' on beds, straight-up breakin' the law
Got everybody wrapped around my paw
Have my friends over for a squirrel chase party
Rippin' up the sofa with Shiloh and Sparky
This is my house, I run the place
Get away with anything with my puppy dog face (Face, face)

[Outro: Olivia Rodrigo, Madison Hu & Both]
If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be—
But they're so cute
Yup