[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

[Bridge: Wilbur Soot]
But she's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were 17
[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
Ohh, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I'vе seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sеnse
I've thought about what he looks like n***
I'm not gay, though

[verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed
I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key
And he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole Woo