Wilbur Soot
Schlattcoin
Ever feel like you're alone in the world?
Don't be
Finance is always there for you

You can go down to your local swamp
And take out
As much diamonds as you can carry

Then head on down
To Schlattcoin
To Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin's always here for you
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
Will always see you through

It's not a scam
Don't know where you got this from
Probably from Connor

Did he leak the documents?
Did he tell you what I said?
I promise, it's not true

So head down your local swamp
Get out all your diamonds
By all I mean at least twenty

Get a Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin
A Schlattcoin

But it's not that simple
They wanna take it down
The one thing that we have in life
They want to take us down

'Cus they don't understand
Wе're not offering a brand herе
We're offering a friend

A Schlattcoin
Schlattcoin
Schlattcoin