[Intro]
One, two

[Verse 1]
Look out for Lavatory Lil
Look out for Lavatory Lil
You think that she's a winner when she's cooking you your dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil

[Verse 2]
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
She says it's hunky-dory when she's telling you a story
But she really thinks you're making her ill
Lavatory Lil

[Bridge 1]
If you saw her coming at you, you could look the other way
It isn't always easy when she's rollin' in the hay

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
So much for Lavatory Lil
So much for Lavatory Lil
You think she's being friendly, but she's looking for a Bentley
And she'd rather go and swallow a pill
Lavatory Lil
[Bridge 2]
If you saw that she was coming, you could get up off the track
It isn't always easy when she hits you in the back
Oh yeah

[Verse 4]
Well, that's it for Lavatory Lil
That's it for Lavatory Lil
She's acting like a starlet, but she's looking like a harlot
As she's slowly heading over the hill
Lavatory Lil

[Outro]
Lavatory Lil