[Verse: John Lennon & Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney]
Oh, dirty Maggie Mae
They have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street anymore
Oh, the judge he guilty found her
For robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbing, Maggie Mae
Take it, Maggie

[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon, Paul McCartney]
Oh, fancy me chances with you
I fancy me chances with you
I fancy me chances with
I fancy me chances oh
Fancy me chances with you
Fancy me chances at the loch
Fancy me chances with yer crock
Fancy me chances
Fancy me chances
Fancy me chancеs with you
Oh, fancy me chances with you
Fancy me chancеs with you
Fancy me chances
Well, a-fancy me chances
Fancy me chances with you
[Outro: John Lennon, unknown person]
([?], are we all here?)
Yes