[Intro]
Come on everybody and listen to us
It's a brand new dance and it goes crush!

[Verse]
Socialist sitcom in a modern urbanized society
Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean doodly-squat
I'll lead depressionist youth mass
To mock rebellion for a fee

[Chorus]
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
(Crush)

[Verse]
In last week's episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead
Tear up the handshake, it don't mean doodly-squat
Lead the depressionist youth mass
Better dead than red

[Chorus]
Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
(C-c-c-c-c crush)
(Crush)
(Crush)
[Verse]
Repressionist sitcom in a modern urbanized society
Weekend commies and born-again cows don't mean nothing to me
Lead the depressionist youth mass into a new philosophy

[Chorus]
Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
Choo-choo choo choo choose your weapons
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
(Crush)

[Bridge]
Rug rats, drug rats, pig axe, wrong facts, had it up to here
Too late to turn back so do the calamity crush (Crush)
Rug rats, drug rats, pick axe, wrong facts
Bringing up the rear
Too tired to go forward, too late to go to work
So do the calamity crush (Crush)

[Outro]
We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush

We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush (Crush)
(Crush)
(Crush)

We're in a calamity crush
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
We're in a calamity crush
So do the calamity crush (Crush)
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
So do the calamity crush (Crush)

We're in a calamity crush (Crush)
This is the calamity crush (Crush)
(I didn't know he was married with two children)
(C-c-c-c-c crush)