Talkshow Boy
Beatpop Girl-A-Thon
[Intro]
My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my sharona
Don't you want me, baby?
London bridges, London bridges London bridges
Ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time
Ain't nothing but a hound dog crying all the time
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine
Seems like everybody
There are no letters in the mailbox
And there are no grapes upon the vine
And there are no chocolates in the boxes anymore
And there are no diamonds in the mine

[Verse 1]
And when I shut my eyеs to sleep, I picture Donkey-Kong in a cave
Tеn thousand roses for the princess he has saved lay around here
I'm lying down on a mattress in the middle of the sea
I've got my animal friends around
They kick the shit through actual human beings

[Chorus]
Orca, orca, orca, away away, talk to the hulk and bork, we snorkel north
To walk the widest mountain trail, hit a glass of ginger ale and
Flora, flora, fauna, away away, tendrons lit with neon, red and blue
I'll tie a ribbon to a key which locks the chamber beyond me
[Verse 2]
(Ostensibly Australia's best pop genius, number one, top-notch, beat-pop quality)
And when I walk alone, arcades of glowing homes
I see the secret lives of people I don't know through their windows
I see a pretty girl in a kitchen doing black-belt taekwondo
She's got a kettle on the stove top, it starts to bubble as it gets hot

[Chorus]
Orca, orca, orca, away away, talk to the hulk & bork, we snorkel north
To walk the widest mountain trail, hit a glass of ginger ale and
Flora, flora, fauna, away away, tendrons lit with neon, red and blue
I'll tie a ribbon to a key which locks the chamber beyond me

[Verse 3]
You got your face ripped in by a spaceship
Honey you're wonderful, I'm fantastic
Nothing but top-notch beat-pop quality
You're wonderful, I'm fantastic
Ostensibly Australia's best pop genius
Nothing but top-notch beat-pop quality
Honey, you're wonderful, I'm fantastic

[Bridge]
And when we're holding hands, you smell the smell of man
Spunk shoots like kamikaze troops from the core of my adrenal glands
I always blame myself when I've done nothing wrong
The honey from my body turns you on, lets make babies
[Chorus]
Orca, orca, orca, away away, talk to the hulk and bork, we snorkel north
To walk the widest mountain trail, hit a glass of ginger ale and
Flora, flora, fauna, away away, tendrons lit with neon, red and blue
I'll tie a ribbon to a key which locks the chamber beyond me

[Outro]
(Tch)