[Intro]
V-a-n-u-h-t-double-e, go!

[Verse 1]
Oh my god, I love Livejournal and my Livejournal loves me!
Current mood is hyperactive, Current music: Prefuse 73
I love the colour scheme, it's pink and purple, it looks dreamy
I love all the posts I make and the million comments that they rake
I love the internet and I love the world!

[Verse 2]
Oh my god, I love my friends, they’ll make me so happy when I'm feeling down
Oh my god, I love my friends list, makes me wanna smilе when I think I wanna drown
Kaytothe_eighty, squеlch84, discobunny and way, way more
Like _generica, loudmouthtart and dreambabydream and nicotineheart
I love them all cause they read my posts and they drink hot tea and they eat burnt toast
My friends list is the best thing in the world!

[Bridge]
Oh my god, I love my Friendster, it's so easy to find cute girls
Once I thought I was a loner, now I know a million people ’round the world
I clicked on Minx and say "So you like S&M, well you can whip me all day
And the scrubs and the doctor, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
You can now decline or you can get on a train"
My Friendster is the best thing since forever!
[Outro]
Oh my god, I love Livejournal, Current MP3: Hrvatski!
Current mood is set to giddy, Current music: Heavenly
And when I get anonymous blamers, I just remember that they're lame meth gamers
I love my Livejournal, it's so cool!