I'd rather be a robber then a copper
I’d rather be a painter then a politician
I'd rather be a preacher to the people than a teacher
And I'd rather be a donkey than a duck

Who gives a fuck about reincarnation
It’ll happen when it happens and you don't know what you'll be
I want to be the best beast ever
Something that's totally me

Bitches
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti D-Do
Check

When I'm coming 2nd best in the 13th test
I'm coming 1st place in the lyrical race
Shoutouts to my fan base!
I want y'all to wreck the place, I'm gonna leave you amazed
But never ever put me on a cross, just nail me
Vampire pop, shit yeah, impale me
Roll me up tight, got a spark, inhale me
Please dont fail me, ship, set sail

When I’m dead, you can bury me under A4
Photocopied flyers that I never even paid for
Lies surround this while underground artists
Scramble for the tanks of my fertilized eggs, come on
I’m like a square peg in a round hole, come on
I'm like a peg leg pirate with a parasol
All my art, my fully unoriginal
Fully sick beats with dance floor potential

Be yourself
Don’t be me
Be the beast, little angel
You can reach
You can make it if you try
Don't be me

You see, you little angel, I'm a beast till I'm born again
If I die twice, you can mourn then you can mourn again
I’m in my element, all the alt bands sound irrelevant
Like Natalie Imbruglia doing Torn again

This is a fully realised attack on the system of music production and distribution against self within the Australian nation
I do it for the kids with ambition
Still, I got a message for you News Corp, ban drugs

When your getting called, buy some hoochie backstage at the ARIAs!
Straight after drinking all your rudder
I'll piss on your custom guitars in the name of tight punk rock
And kids who can't afford Rickenbackers
Cause you can fuck right off to Rod Laver Arena
I'm gonna need a little more caffeine here
Kids are gonna need one pen, one notepad
Plugged to the mainframe, shot out a hit track
Be yourself
Don't be me
Be the beast, little angel
You can reach
You can make it if you try
Don't be me