From the mountains of Poland to Ukrainian shores
We got the Soviet Union and a whole lot more
Czechoslovakian backstreets to the U S of R
U double S I A baby, Slavic superstar

She's an interpretive dancer, interpret as you will
She’s an interpretive dancer with Ukrainian skill
Czechoslovakian rhythm with Slovenian style
Her Lithuanian grace has set my Latvian heart on fire

And the waves sip the cities on Ukrainian shores
Where your poetry reading's drowned out by my applause
You put your hеad in my hands, and i look down at your face
Your Lithuanian grace has set my Latvian hеart on fire

(Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire!)
(fire fire fire, fire is cool yeah yeah, i like fire)

Now are you sure you can handle Lithuanian love
From one polack to another, boy you'd better run
I’m a bona fide gypsy, i got luck on my palm
I see a girl in the future with Ukrainian charm charm charm

And the waves sip the cities on Ukrainian shores
Where your poetry reading's drowned out by my applause
You stick your head in my hands, and I look down at your face
Your Lithuanian grace has set my Latvian heart on fire
(Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire!)
(fire fire is cool, fire fire fire fire fire, jive to fire)

Now i've been dreading this moment since i first moved my eyes
From my rapid note taking (side note: which i despise)
I'm a difficult Jesus and I'm awkward to kick
Once you're done with my body and my convoluted poetic shit
My semi-hearted art-rocker schtick (yeah...)

And the waves sip the cities on Ukrainian shores
Where your poetry reading's drowned out by my applause
You stick your head in my hands, and i look down at your face
Your Lithuanian grace has set my Latvian heart on fire

(Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire! Latvian hearts on fire!)
(fire fire is cool, hi-five for fire, fire fire fire, yeah yeah fire fire)