[Verse 1]
Older, a model, Ukrainian, stylish, a car, doing law at Melbourne University!
Romantic, sensible, sensitive, articulate, intelligent, dirty denim, post-war immigrant!
Tall, dark, mysterious, somewhat straight-laced, never had sex, but could get it if he wanted to!
Caring, Chapel Street, money-minded, wealthy, six-pack, inheritance, cultured

[Chorus]
Catholic! Catholic! Catholic!

[Verse 2]
Messy hair, art-rocker wanker, anorexic, skin-tight T-shirt, pale-faced, waifish!
Politically intelligent, verbose, beautiful, obsessive, oftеn mischievous, hyperactive, cutе, cute, cute!
Oversensitive, right-brained, no hoper, rib-cage, sunglasses, cigarettes, easily amused!
Undermotivated, not very confident, younger, over-educated, flirts a lot, writes when drunk!

[Bridge]
Sings a love song like it's a toothpaste ad!
Into Japanese food, has a middle-class dad!

[Chorus]
So, not catholic! Not catholic! I'm not catholic!