Oh will you follow me down beyond the lemonade stand
Where the witches were burned and pro-lifers parade hand in hand
Oh it's a lovely night today
And i am drawing in the sand

I saw a poster for an evening at home
I know the doorman, so free entry, as for drinks, well it said bring your own
But i can never drink alone
I have a friend, and he said

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh, Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

And as the couples made love with all the singles I saw
That all the couples were singles making love on my bedroom floor
And that's the beauty of champagne
And that's the beauty of your face

As Eleanora passed her body around
So the parcel was passed and the layers removed and we found
That she's a poet and a muse
Firmly rooted in the ground

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh, Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh, Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

And Rita shed her skin upon the staircase, sipping soda
I have never met a basketcase that's sadder, oh my dear! i mustn't
Mention Tetyana, must avoid her lest i harm her, oh my dear!
I mustn't cry, i mustn't cry, i mustn't cry, i mustn't cry, my friend said

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh, tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh, tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la