On a Likert scale from one to ten
Where ten is really very good and one is fucking horrible
Eleven is a rough indication of where you stand
When you're stroking my soul with your hands
On a pie chart scale divided into sections
Pertaining to who's hot, and who is not
You're most definitely in the smaller wedge
That's people who can turn me on

You stole my heart like Winona Ryder stealing everything in sight
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian

Мені потрібний лікар! Я пишу листа!
Ми пишемо, Ми вчимо!
Я пишу листа! Ми пишемо! Ohh!
Мені потрібний лікар! Я пишу листа!
Ми пишемо, Ми вчимо!
Я пишу листа! Ми пишемо! Ohh!

(You) stole my heart like Winona Ryder stealing everything in sight
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian
She digs kleptomania and it's times like these I wish I spoke Ukrainian