Talkshow Boy
Life Is Like A Movie
UH! This is Adrian here!
Shout-outs to everybody everywhere
International inspirations, worldwide
Come on, REPRESENT!
Do you ever get the feeling that yr life is like a movie
Straight outta Hollywood, projected on the silver screen?
(Whatchu mean?!) That yr life is like a movie show!
(I dunno!) Try to understand - REPRESENT!
The cinematography was fucking A-grade
And the best supporting actor was severely underpaid
And the twists and turns of the various plot lines (where was it shot!?)
And did they havе to shoot the scene 12 timеs
Learning words 'til they got the shit right? (was it shot on site?)
Hang on - what about the soundtrack? (Man, that was wack!)
You know that opening track over the credits? (Yeah, Talkshow Boy...)
Repetitive, annoying and pathetic
Like a record that is scratched so it skips in a loop like a breakbeat
Styled impromptu
Uh, uh, uh, REPRESENT!
Do you ever get the feeling that yr life is like a movie
Straight outta Hollywood, projected on the silver screen?
(Whatchu mean?!) That yr life is like a movie show!
(I dunno!) Try to understand - REPRESENT!
T.S.B. alias A.K.A. Adrian!
Know what I mean, or are you busy hunting aliens?
Sitting on yr porch with yr camera in yr hand
And the cheeba that yr packing in yr pipe - yr wasting yr life!
I was born to love you, babe, until I ate yr face
And then replaced it up with papier mache!
So sorry, wrote a letter to yr family - apologies:
Yr sister simply cannot get enough of me!
Notice my neck, notice the absence of the Bling! Bling! Bling!
I don’t need gold to compensate for my inadequate thing!
REPRESENT!
From the A.U.S. - it's an inversion of the U.S.A
Boy incorporated!
Do you ever get the feeling that yr life is like a movie
Straight outta Hollywood, projected on the silver screen?
(Whatchu mean?!) That yr life is like a movie show!
(I dunno!) Try to understand - REPRESENT!
I'm a senior staff member at the school of hyperaction incorporated
World-worldwide, it’s fucking globalisation epitomised!
Believe me: I don't have the time for mere tomfoolery -
It's cooler to be schooling the kids on how to be cooler than me!
(Ha!) I'm a sentimental guy, but I'll wrap you up in ribbons and I'll throw
You in the fire
If you cross me, and if you hate on my homies
You'll be lonelier than lonely and the only thing you'll know is that you
Know me!
You saw me! I came and I went! I search, I destroy like J.J.O. REPRESENT!
Raw power, the war on consumerism:
Down with every object with a practical use!
Do you ever get the feeling that yr life is like a movie
Straight outta Hollywood, projected on the silver screen?
(Whatchu mean?!) That yr life is like a movie show!
(I dunno!) Try to understand - REPRESENT!
I got caught out on supermarket security-cam -
I was stealing superglue so I could stick to Superman!
I could fly, get a free joyride
But Superman and Spiderman have got nothing on Batman!
My favourite big-shot director, big-time, one-time, cash money money
D.I.Y. lo-fi until you die, die, die is L.Y.N.C.H. REPRESENT!
With the radiator lady, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern, K.Y.L.E. REPRESENT!
Jack Nance, Bill Pullman, Patricia Arquette, Dean Stockwell, Naomi Watts REPRESENT!
Do you ever get the feeling that yr life is like a movie
Straight outta Hollywood, projected on the silver screen?
(Whatchu mean?!) That yr life is like a movie show!
(I dunno!) Try to understand - REPRESENT!