I rem- I rem- I rem- I rem- I rem- I rem- I rem-
I remember once I was telling unimaginative stories
Because I was drunk at a bar that sucked, I had so much fun
It was boring, I had so much fun

You go to movies all the time
And I hope those movies suck
Because if you're having fun
Then that doesn't impress me

Slow yourself down and stop for a little bit
Stop taking drugs, stop being so promiscuous
Stop having so much goddamn fun
Stay home on a Saturday 'cos fun was boring anyway
Too many nights of happiness and consequences
Not enough time to sit and redesign your lifе
Obliterating all sources of fun
'Cos fun sucks 'cos it's boring and it just ain't fun enough

I was thinking about bombing a vidеogame arcade
Never celebrating my birthday
And declining just before I get laid, screaming
"I'm still a virgin and I think I wanna wait!"

I'll shoot to shit
My relationships
Because love is fun, and fun...
Fun is not fun
Slow yourself down and stop for a little bit
Stop taking drugs, stop being so promiscuous
Stop having so much goddamn fun
Stay home on a Saturday 'cos fun was boring anyway
Too many nights of happiness and consequences
Not enough time to sit and redesign your life
Obliterating all sources of fun
'Cos fun sucks 'cos it's boring and it just ain't fun enough

In a coming century, explosive visuality
With Talkshow Boy in '03, the illest rhymes and auditory crimes
Just a little, coming atcha, like a movie, superstature, rockaround, all over
Town
Bip beep beep bap, bip bap bip bap bip bap

Slow yourself down and stop for a little bit
Stop taking drugs, stop being so promiscuous
Stop having so much goddamn fun
Stay home on a Saturday 'cos fun was boring anyway
Too many nights of happiness and consequences
Not enough time to sit and redesign your life
Obliterating all sources of fun
'Cos fun sucks 'cos it's boring and it just ain't fun enough