The hell man-
Freaky ass motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
Freaky ass motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
Freaky ass motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
Freaky ass motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit

Goddamn Goddamn
Goddamn motherfucking
The hell man
Motherfucking
Goddamn motherfucking
The hell man
Motherfucking goddamn
Goddamn motherfucking
Goddamn fucking

Goddamn Goddamn
Goddamn motherfucking
The hell man
Motherfucking
Goddamn motherfucking

Now comes the time for young Nick’s first splash in the pond
The water’s really dark
But Nick, he does not care about these details 'cause he lives to party hard a lot
Talk to all his friends, they’ll tell you “Yeah, Nick loves to party rock”
Nick, you best be careful if your gonna jump off bridges, mate
Look for hazards, jagged rocks and signs
Somehow I know that you’ll be fine

It’s now time for poor Nick’s first dip in the swamp
The water’s really yuck
Nick does not give one fuck about the water 'cause he came here to cut loose a bit
Everyone around him’s getting rude and shooting shots and shit

Nick puts all his focus on the muddy depths in front of him. Everything around him melts away into a trippy autumn day

Nicks first splash will not be his last
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
He smokes all of my grass

Now comes the time for young Nick’s first splash in the pond
The water’s really dark
But Nick, he does not care about these details 'cause he lives to party hard a lot
Talk to all his friends, they’ll tell you “Yeah, Nick loves to party rock”

Do you remember young Nick’s first splash in the pond?
It is a memory of which I am very fond

Now comes the time for dear Nick to embrace the beyond
The water level’s fine; the acid’s hitting hard, and underneath the murky water Nick sees other worlds
One day Nick will come back to this spot when Nick’s all by himself
Everybody else is cracking nangs and cutting lines and shit
Nick’s transfixed by patterns in the ripples on the surface of the pond

Nicks first splash will not be his last
Bu-bum
Oh-oh