The hell man-
[?] Motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
[?] Motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
[?] Motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit
[?] Motherfucking goddamn motherfucking bullshit

Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn
Motherfucking the hell man Motherfucking
Goddamn motherfucking
Hell man
Motherfucking goddamn Motherfucking
Goddamn Goddamn Goddamn
Motherfucking Hell man
Motherfucking Goddamn
Motherfucking

Now comes the time for young Nick’s first splash in the pond
The water’s really dark…
But Nick, he does not care for all these details cos he lives to party hard a lot
Talk to all his friends they’ll tell you “Yeah, Nick loves to partyrock.”

Nick, you best be careful if yr gonna jump off bridges, mate
Look for hazards, jagged rocks and signs
Somehow I know that you’ll be fine

It’s now time for poor Nick’s first dip in the swamp
The water’s really yuck
Nick does not give one fuck about the water cos he came here to cut loose a bit
Everyone around him’s getting rude and shooting shots ‘n’ shit
Nick puts all his focus on the muddy depths in front of him. Everything around him melts away into a trippy Autumn day

Nicks first splash will not be his last
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
He smokes all of my grass

Now comes the time for young Nick’s first splash in the pond
The water’s really dark…
But Nick, he does not care for all these details cos he lives to party hard a lot
Talk to all his friends they’ll tell you “Yeah, Nick loves to partyrock.”

Do you remember young Nick’s first splash in the pond?
It is a memory of which I am very fond
[Murmurs of the previous 2 lines]

Now comes the time for dear Nick to embrace the beyond
The water level’s fine; the acid’s hitting hard, and underneath the murky water Nick sees other worlds
One day Nick will come back to this spot when Nick’s all by himself

Everybody else is cracking nangs and cutting lines ‘n’ shit
Nick’s transfixed by patterns in the ripples on the surface of the pond

Nicks first splash will not be his last
Uh-oh
Uh-oh