I'm gonna go to work
I'm gonna see my work friends
And we're gonna do work
Because the work never ends
The boss is a jerk
Always breathing down my neck
But the job has perks
Like my mediocre paycheck

I'm gonna go to work
I'm gonna see my work friends
And we're gonna do work
Because the work never ends
The boss is a jerk
Always breathing down my neck
But the job has perks
Like my mediocre paycheck

Monday morning
Got a smile on my dial
We arrive at work
Walking single filе
I can never get a raisе
I can never get a rest
So I walk in blazed
Never gonna do a piss test
Gotta give a damn
And gotta listen to the man
I gotta keep on makin' bacon
Gotta put food on the plate
And if I gotta make a crust
And if I'm gonna make a dime
I'll do it on my own terms
I'll do it in my own time

Cos they recognise my talents
Always stressing 'bout my balance
So I got in on the action
As a cog in their contraption
They remember my phone number
And they don't forget my birthday
And they keep me counting down the time
Til every second Thursday

I'm gonna go to work
I'm gonna see my work friends
And we're gonna do work
Because the work never ends
The boss is a jerk
Always breathing down my neck
But the job has perks
Like my mediocre paycheck
(Capitalists like myself who carry large sums of money often have such safety contrivances)