You're fucking shit and you fucking play soccer
And you're not fucking hot, wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole
And you suck and you fucked Posh Spice
And your hair's fucking shit
And Posh Spice sucks, she's not nice, not nice
She's not nice, not nice

I'm Adrian and I hate David Beckham
And I love David Beckham cos he's hair's fucking shit, oh no
And he's going out of vogue, and he's going out of vogue
And he'll wake up one morning and he won't even know
And I'll laugh "ha ha", and I'll laugh "ha ha" out loud
And I'll laugh "ha ha ha" at the downfall of 'the hottest man in the world'
As voted by the readers of the women's magazines!