[Intro]
"Brand new Esham from the Eastside of the galaxy"
[?] *Record stretch* Goodie

[Verse 1: Esham]
I met this little girlie, her pussy hairs was curly
The way that bitch sucked off my dick, I busted my nut early
She asked me for some mo' dick and started sucking mo' dick
I said relax you freaky bitch and sit yo' ass up on it
Her momma's in the kitchen, her daddy's watching the game
I got this bitch all knockin' shit off of the shelves and screamin' my name
Bitch you take this dick up and pay me for that weed
You can't just smoke my shit up, get some dick, and tell me to leave
Your little sister's watchin', I think that bitch is hot
I know she just a youngin' but I'm good for what she got
She peepin' through the keyhole, I think she wants some peehole
I fucked that bitch in the butt, in the backseat of yo' daddy's Geo
I stole yo momma's vicodin', she just had surgery
But, I was so quick in and out of that purse
That bitch never heard of me, I would try fuckin' yo' momma, but that bitch just so fat
I seen that bitch step on a one dollar bill and leave four quarters flat, what!

[Chorus: Rude Boy, Esham]
How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman)
Check yo' ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham)
Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman)
With this boogieman you'll be alright
[Verse 2: Esham]
Bitch I want a piece of that cookie and bitch I want it for free
Popular bitches get they little pussies popped, like Redenbacher fuckin' with me
I smack your silly ass up, you don't roll that fuckin' grass up
And after I'm done, I want the panties gone, 'cause bitch I'm tearin' that ass up
I'm mashin' down Gratiot, gay bashin'
Necks I'm slashin', haul assin'
Heads I'm smashin' and crashin'
'Cause deaths my passion, 'til I'm ashin'
Wicked shit never gets spun, that's why we get clever, get guns
I pull a DJ out of his PJ's, it was E & J with the Soopa Villains
And bitch wake me up with brains
And maybe I'll loosen your chains
'Cause bitch you know you will never change
You seen more dick than Hanes

[Bridge: Violent J]
What are we gonna do with these hoes
Smack me a bitch up I suppose
Hurry up bitch, and jump out ya clothes
You about to have dick comin' out ya nose
What are we gonna do with these hoes
Smack me a bitch up I suppose
Hurry up bitch, and jump out ya clothes
You about to have dick comin' out ya nose
[Verse 3: Esham]
I met this girl named J-Lo
Jimmy-hat on my dick like a sombrero
When I rawed her, she said "Te Quiero!"
Then I was out like the Human Tornado
You might see me in the streets of the Motown
Pushin' crack to my hoes like Bobby Brown
Oprah please come and slob me down
I'll be like Steadman, how you like me now?
I got big dick for you hoes to lick
I don't trick bitch but take ya bank and split
Beyoncè, that's why I'm fuckin' Kelly
In the backseat of a Chevy, after Nelly
Michelle pussy just too smelly
So we threw her outta the telly
Oh really? Don't be actin' silly
Hoes buttnaked, ya'll know the drilly!

[Chorus: Rude Boy, Esham]
How many bitches need to know this name? (Boogieman)
Check yo' ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham)
Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman)
With this boogieman you'll be alright