[Verse 1: Violent J]
I love hoes that love me, even the ugly ones
Hoes  and they panties, sweet than candies
Long  titties, walla balla king kong
Titties fat like pumpkins, or little itty bitties
Hoes make me jump up and clap my heels
When  they blowin’ my balls off and feedin’ me meals
I  love hoes’ smell, cinnamon perfume scents
Jackin’ off in your window, see me hoppin’ the fence
I  love old ladies. They did the most fuckin’
And young hoes fantasize about dick suckin’
I love hungry hoes with crusty toes
Painted up, wet juggalettes, fresh from shows
Give  me pig tails, pony tails, tease your shit up
Either way, I nut on your titties and then get up
I love it when hoes get mad, a new side to ‘em
It only makes me wanna do ‘em. I love hoes

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Ho, I’m a ho. Two hoes is just who we are (Ho, ho, ho)
I ho my homies over hoes and ho their ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho, baby Hey ho, I’ll pull your whole card (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho for home. When hoes ho me, I ho hard (Ho, ho)

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Hoes take you to court because they miss your dick
They can be scantless, wicked, and sick
I chase hoes. Ho chaser, ho catcher
I’m like a mother fucking blood hound: I smell her and fetch her
I love hoes that fuck outside and ain’t scared of it
And always polish your knob because they love it
I love hoes with accents, hoes that’s hood rats
Hoes that graduated, top of the stats
I don’t fucking care. Middle-aged moms
Young and old hoes are the mother fucking bomb
I love hoes with the artificial hair and boobs
I cut heads off gay poser dudes
Little mama, keep droppin’ babies out of your neden
You’re the reason we’re alive, and ain’t nobody forgettin’
Hoes that wash cars, hoes in the rodeo
Circus hoes, I’d love to get a hold of those
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Ho, I’m a ho. Two hoes is just who we are (Ho, ho, ho)
I ho my homies over hoes and ho their ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho, baby Hey ho, I’ll pull your whole card (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho for home. When hoes ho me, I ho hard (Ho, ho)

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now you know I love hoes, and they love me back
Take my meat in they butt, down to the nut sack
I treat these hoes like a rodeo
Lasso ‘em, tie ‘em up, and plug they holes
I like ‘em rail thin, and I like me a biggin
And everything in between, I make room to fit in
I knew me a ho, Loopy Lauren
Had me a large pizza, so I knew I was scorin’
I fed her a slice. One gulp, it was gone
By the end of dessert, I was peelin’ off her thong
I knew a small ho with a big ol’ neden
She turned me out, had me shakin’ and sweatin’
It’s okay. I recovered. Took a while
But I came back, hit it jackhammer style
I love me some hoes, I don’t think you understand
No homies no more, ‘cause they men, man

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Ho, I’m a ho. Two hoes is just who we are (Ho, ho, ho)
I ho my homies over hoes and ho their ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho, baby Hey ho, I’ll pull your whole card (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho for home. When hoes ho me, I ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Ho, I’m a ho. Two hoes is just who we are (Ho, ho, ho)
I ho my homies over hoes and ho their ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho, baby Hey ho, I’ll pull your whole card (Ho, ho, ho)
I’m a ho for home. When hoes ho me, I ho hard (Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho)