[Intro]
You have reached the 911 police emergency line. Due to defunding of the police department, we're sorry, but no one is here to take your call. If you're calling to report a rape, please press 1. To report a murder, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3. For all other crimes, leave your name and number and someone will get back to you. Our estimated wait time is currently five days. Goodbye

[Verse 1]
Erection election protection got you asking questions
Keep a Smith & Wesson 'cause the cops ain't comin's what I'm guessing
Since a adolescent everybody that I know is stressing
Can't breathe if you sneeze they might squeeze on you bless 'em
Suck my erection election tell me who's your protecting
I'm the gunning on wanted one hunting me in my section
All these bullets projecting 'cause I can't get an infection
Wicket worldwide connections from my paper collecting
No microchips stick my hand in the fire burn my fingerprints
Like Michael Jackson propofol fentanyl OD like Prince
My style's hostile kill your local pedophile
You been convicted of a sex crime put down that phone right now

[Chorus]
You the dumbest motherfucker with a smartphone I ever seen
The dumbest motherfucker with a smartphone
You the dumbest motherfucker with a smartphone I ever seen
The dumbest motherfucker with a smartphone

[Verse 2]
The government spent all your bucks, they turn you down and then turn up
You could fall into the fire all they care don't give a fuck
The whole world is a toilet full of shit I know it suck
And you running outta tissue fast with yo ass luck
[Outro]
You have reached the 911 police emergency line. Due to defunding of the police department, we're sorry, but no one is here to take your call. If you're calling to report a rape, please press 1. To report a murder, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3. For all other crimes, leave your name and number and someone will get back to you. Our estimated wait time is currently five days. Goodbye