[Verse 1]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have furniture as my only friends
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could fight the Mongolian army single-handedly
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could live with seven tiny men

[Pre-Chorus]
If I were a Disney Princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be Native American
If I were a Disney Princess
I could cry lifesaving tears
I could resurrect dead men with my tears

[Chorus]
Jasmine, I wanna be you
Cinderella, I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave
Moana, I wanna be you
Ariel, I wanna be you
So I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids
[Verse 2]
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep
What a dream (Oh, yeah...)
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could be afraid of making ice
'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister

[Interlude]
Alex, do you wanna build a snowman?
No, I wanna high five the ocean
Okay!

[Verse 3]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have a man climb up my head
Aw, yeah, this feels awesome
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have horse mice
I really want horse mice

[Pre-Chorus]
If I were a Disney Princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be African-American -- once!
If I were a Disney Princess
I could go on psychedelic trips
Making tapestries with bears
[Chorus]
Aurora, I wanna be you
Snow White, I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned, no!
Belle, I wanna be you
Mulan, I wanna be you
So that I could have a sassy dragon
I want a sassy dragon

[Verse 4]
I wanna be a Disney Princess
And if I were, I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love
It's the best way to live your life
I'd be a handsome man's wife
And we'd kiss, and we'd kiss, and we'd kiss

[Outro]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man