[Chorus]
I'm taking a break from using Facebook
And I've chosen to tell you here upon my Facebook
That you won't be seeing much from me on Facebook
My mind's made up, I'm taking a break from Facebook

[Verse 1]
You can comment all you want, but I need this time for me
No matter how many likes I get, a status you won't see
I need the relaxation from this glutinous temptation
To pretend to poop while I really use my phone (for Facebook)
Um... okay, uh....

[Chorus]
I know I said I was taking a break from Facebook
But I need to say just one more thing here on Facebook
If you need to reach me, I won't be here on Facebook
I'll be out talking to people about how I'm on break from Facebook

[Verse 2]
The world needs to see what a big deal this can be
'Cause we all spend so much time here on the web
While I'm away, I know I'll become better as I grow
Than all of you, we're better than you
We're better than you
[Chorus]
Hello, my friend
Back to using Facebook
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I almost forgot how to use a Facebook!
But I'm here to tell you there is life outside of Facebook
You could all learn so much more about yourselves off of Facebook

[Verse 3]
I'm so much more enlightened since I've given it a break
I don't care what other people say, I am not being fake
The praise that I'm expecting should come in like flowing showers
I can't believe I managed it for a whole six hours

[Outro]
Also I should let you know
That if you're seeing this post
Congrats, you made it! I just purged 600 friends
From Facebook!