Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar

I heard there was a chili competition in a gay part of town
And I found that I should be around
A place where hot, steamy, hunky, beefy meat would abound
Yeah, I like the sound of that

But I am talking 'bout the chili
Not the sexy, sexy men that are everywhere
Dancing around without a care
Oh I think I'm gonna need a drink
Because of all of this chili

Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar

Everyone is wearing super cute cowboy boots
And saying "hi", "hey", and "hello there"
Shaking their cute ba-toots
It's getting hotter and hotter and hotter
And I'm starting to lose control

I'm having so much fun at this gay bar, I love this
I mean I love all this chili

Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar
The atmosphere is perfect
The people are all having fun
And while they are dancing and prancing I'm glancing
And while they're moving and grooving I'm swooning
And while they are heating up, I am eating up every bit of this chili
Oh this chili
I'm not gay but I sure wish one of these men would kiss me

There's so much spice on my lips
I need a man's kiss to remove it
'Cause the only way I can get it off is with a man

Rah, rah, uh-uh-uh
Ga-ga, ooh la-la
Ga-ga, ooh la-la
Want your bad romance

Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili at a gay bar
Things got silly eating chili, eating chili at a gay bar