We don't know how to roller skate
But we're gonna roller skate for you tonight
We thought what will impress our fans
And we've made up our minds
A super-dope choreo piece where we're doin'
Super dope tricks on roller skates
But we didn't have time to master roller skates
We thought let's just try it out and see how it goes
(Wow!) (It's going great!)
[?] skating backwards
And I'll jump on my toes
Then we'll side-step on our roller skates and spin
But we didn't have time to master roller skates
'Cause anyone can do it
Just strap them on and do it
I didn't wanna do it
Well we made Hughie do it
Now look at him do it
[?] look at me do it!
Go down this ramp right now
The only way you can do it wrong is if you're
Wearing a frown ([?] time!)
And we're wearing helmets, but not because we're scared!
(I'm scared)
We've got elbow pads! But not because we're scared!
I'm putting in my mouth guard
(inaudible mouth guard noises)
(muffled "but we didn't have time to master roller skates)
Roller skate break dance dance break, woo!
The worm, the windmill, the coffee grinder
[kick climb?] Big finish!
All you gotta do is lie to yourself
And you can soar on the wings of your heels
Now, Alex, take a loopty-loop
On that big ol' wheel
(aAaAaAaAh)
I'm okay!
Roller skates!~