Halfway through a heart transplant
I'm saving this man's life
Suddenly I cannot remember
If I locked my car

Battling the raging flames
I must save the orphanage
Suddenly I cannot remember
If I locked my car

Getting out of my car
I turn back, and lock my car
Suddenly I cannot remember
If I locked my car

Running through the hospital
Driving as fast as possible
Standing in the same spot
Time to see if my car is lockable

I ~boop~ the horn (beep beep)
And, yes, it was locked (beep beep)
Buy I still hit the lock once more

I know I pushed the button and I know I heard the "click"
Of the locking mechanism in there doing it's trick
But I need to press again so I can hear the "honk"
And I'll do it again, when I'm halfway down the- ~block~
Did I lock my car?
My patients are dYiNg
I hope the orphans are oKaY
I need to see my dad, who's having hEaRt SuRgErY today

I know I pushed the button and I know I heard the "click"
Of the locking mechanism in there doing it's trick
But I need to press again so I can hear the "honk"
And I'll do it again, when I'm halfway down the block~

Lock my car
(I need my car)
(the orphanage has crumbled)
(I hope I saved the children)
(my mom never taught me how to lock my car)

I've mArRiEd mY cAr
Whether near or far
I'll never really believe that I...

Locked
My
Car~
[insert yeah-yeah, if it's the bring the funny version]