[Intro: Flim Flam, Keith, Hughie]
Flim Flam's the name
Frankfurt's my game
Not a penis
Can't you see this bun and ketchup stain?
I guess that's pretty neat
I'm a tasty treat
But aren't those two testicles you got for feet?
I'm here to help you on your quest
What kind of quest?
Oh, it's just the best
It's a silly little Nofriendia friendship test
(spoken)
And I failed!
And now I'm stuck here for all eternity
Living in a neverending hell as a confused and frightened being
That was never meant to exist
My wholе life is pain!

[Chorus: Flim Flam, Lewbergеr & Ensemble
(sung)
'Cause I'm
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
Helping Lewberger in Nofriendia land
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
I can't leave Nofriendia but you still can
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
Helping Lewberger in Nofriendia land
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
I can't leave Nofriendia but you still can
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(I'm done. Oh, we're not done? Ok, that's enough, that's done)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(Ok, I'm not- )
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(Please let me have a day! One moment)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(Please, my wife, she was killed by The Wizard)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(And turned into all sorts of meat)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(And he made me eat it)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(Ugh, I can still taste her)
Flim Flam The Sausage Man
(Lord, forgive me)