[Verse 1: Alex, Lewberger]
Sometimes when I'm sad
I think of my dad
And think about calling but cry
Sometimes when I'm glum
I sit on my bum
And wonder how I'll die
Sometimes I just work and work
And work and work
And work
And work and work and work
And work and work
And work and cry
And work and yay!
Yay!

[Chorus: Alex, Keith & Hughie, Keith, Lewberger]
Depression
My depression
Woah woah
Keeps me from getting
All my house chores done
(spoken)
This place is a mess
I hate this
(sung)
But if it starts to
Have some kinda regression
I'm gonna lose
The traits that make me fun
Mr. Fun!
Sure, my personality could use some Prozac
Prozac!
But will my friends still like me without
Panic attacks
[Verse 2: Alex, Lewberger, Keith & Hughie, Alex & Keith]
Hey, isn't it funny how depression makes you funny?
Isn't it sad that no onе else is
Sad like mе?
When I look in the mirror
I see sadness all over my face
Draw a smile on top of it with some
Spit and toothpaste
Oh, I'm depressed
I'm depressed
But please don't feel bad for me
Bad for me
I already feel bad for myself
I'm depressed and the only things that helps are pills
So many types
I barely get dressed
To see my therapist
Who i do not like at all

[Interlude: Hughie, Keith, Alex
(spoken)
Hey Keith!
Hey Hughie!
Oh, pretty cool
Oh, here he goes
Wow, huh, here I go
[Chorus: Alex, Keith & Hughie, Hughie, Keith]
(sung)
Depression
My depression
It's a sadness competition to see what I'm sad about the most
That's everything
Depression
My depression
Keeps me awake
All night long
(spoken)
That sounds like so much fun!
Why get sleep?
(sung)
Depression
My depression
Makes me wonder if this is even a good song

[Outro: Lewberger]
No!