[Verse 1: Hughie, Hughie & Ensemble]
Comedy and music, man
They go hand in hand
It seems like no one's heard of
A comedy music band
Comedy music, ooh
She took me down
A long and winding path
Woah, woah, woah
Woah, woah, woah
Let’s make some people laugh

[Chorus: Hughie, Hughie & Ensemble]
Laugh ha, laugh hee
Ya ha ha ha ha ha
Stick this pie right in my face
Wah wah wah wah wah wah
Now shake my little booty ways
Ya ha ha ha ha ha
Watch me as I break this vase
La la la la la

[Verse 2: Alex, Keith, & Ensemble, Hughie, Alex & Keith, Hughie & Ensemble]
I'll write a song about princesses
Nobody fucking cares!
We've toured the whole United States
But money’s under there
Under where?
Lorne Michaels, Netflix, Just For Laughs
Ignore us all day long
But we think it is funnier
To make you laugh through song
[Chorus: Hughie]
A feather that will make you sneeze
Yee hee hee hee hee hee
Spin me like a dreidel, please
Wee wee wee wee wee wee
(spoken)
Please laugh
I fucking need this
(sung)
Tee hee hee hee hee hee
My mommy never laughed at me
Me me me me me

[Verse: Hughie, Ensemble, Hughie & Ensemble
The critic's only like you if smart satire is your schtick
Let's add a little music while Keith steps atop my dick
(Steps atop my dick)
No matter what you do
The stand-up comics think you're wrong
Let's do a little dance break
I'll smoke this fucking bong
(Yeah!)

[Chorus: Hughie]
Dance breaks are fun
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now someone kick me in the nuts
Zowie zowie zowie
Now let's do a conga line
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
We're all laughing, kick my nuts
Ha! ha! ha! ha!
Ha!
Ha ha!