[Verse 1: Flim Flam]
I've lied to my friends
I'll let them down
I should've told them right from the start
What I really am
Not a sausage, or frankfurter
Or bratwurst, or knockwurst
Or wiener

[Chorus: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
I'm a dick
(He's a dick)
A sad, sorry dick
(Sad, sorry dick)
A dick unworthy of forgiveness
(Forgiveness)
Cock be my witness
(Cock)
I'm a dick
(I'm a dick, I'm a dick)

[Verse 2: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
And i should have
Been honest from the get-go
But I couldn't
Accept the truth
It hit like a low blow
And though the lie worked so flawlessly
I'm sorry for erecting this fallacy
[Chorus: Flim Flam, Ensemble, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
I'm a dick
(He's a dick)
A sad, sorry dick
(Sad, sorry dick)
I'm Flim Flam!
The sausage
No!
The penis
Man
(Flim Flam the sausage man
Do you hear the)
Hear the
Penis man