[Verse 1: Alex, Keith, Alex & Keith]
I went to a party
Was a barbecue
The music was banging
And the ladies were too
I went to the grill to a take a peek at the meat
There was the ugliest brat that I've ever seen
It was flat on the left
And rounded on the right
And when we knew what it was, it really gave us a fright

[Chorus: Lewberger, Flim Flam, & Ensemble]
That sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage is a roasted dick
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage, sausage is a roasted dick

[Verse 2: Alex, Keith, Alex & Keith]
Well I went to the chef to see if it was a mistake
She looked me in the eyes and asked if I'd like a plate
I said I would not like that sausage there
That used to be inside of someone's underwear
It used to reside in between two thighs
I've never seen a sausage come circumcised
[Chorus: Lewberger, Flim Flam, & Ensemble, Hughie]
That sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage is a roasted dick
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage, sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage is a roasted dick
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage, sausage is a roasted dick
(spoken)
Flim Flam!

[Bridge: Lewberger, Lewberger, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
(sung)
What's that sausage?
A roasted dick!
What's that sausage?
A roasted dick!
What's that sausage?
A roasted dick!
What's that sausage?
A roasted dick!
What's that sausage?
A roasted dick!
That sausage is a roasted dick
[Chorus: Lewberger, Keith, Flim Flam & Ensemble]
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage is a roasted dick
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
Sausage is a roasted dick
Sausage, sausage is a roasted dick
(Everybody, keep singing)
Sausage is a roasted dick
(Alright, we've gotta get those heart pieces)
Sausage is a roasted dick
(And get them back in the wizard)
If you eat it, gonna make you sick
(Hughie, Alex, [?])
Sausage is a roasted dick
(We got this)
Sausage, sausage is a roasted dick
(Ok, everybody, here we go)

[Outro: Lewberger, Flim Flam, Wizard of Friendship, & Ensemble, Wizard of Friendship]
Sausage
Sausage is a roasted
(spoken)
(You did it!)
(sung)
Dick
Woah!